BOFH excuse #270: Someone has messed up the kernel pointers

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/ BOFH excuse #270: Someone has messed up \
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BOFH excuse #64: CPU needs recalibration

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BOFH excuse #387: Your computer's union contract is set to expire at midnight.

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BOFH excuse #140: LBNC (luser brain not connected)

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